Had enough? Are you worthy? It's a dirty job, but somebody is finally doing it! Sometimes we need a break. Do you want to contribute? Now is your opportunity!
Send a short essay and tell us why you should be the newest member of our effort to inform the good residents of Uptown.
The winner shall receive their very own scanner - and a chance at being the newest blogging member in the CUBC stand against crime.
Send your entry to pb and lex at firstname.lastname@example.org